It’s like motherfucking Equius Zahhak all up in this bitch
Dave. dave hasn’t your mother ever taught you about hanging up the towel after you shower?! it’s never going to dry if you leave it like that.
There appears to be a PUPPET sleeping in front of the door, blocking your path! Buy a Puppetflute from the whatpumpkin store to wake it up!
i guess that explains why i almost got more followers than my main blog in under a week
can we all just
take a moment to appreciate the fact that Dave has a fetal baby in a jar on his shelf.