It’s like motherfucking Equius Zahhak all up in this bitch

the box is upset that Dave is leaving it for the towel

Dave. dave hasn’t your mother ever taught you about hanging up the towel after you shower?! it’s never going to dry if you leave it like that.

There appears to be a PUPPET sleeping in front of the door, blocking your path! Buy a Puppetflute from the whatpumpkin store to wake it up!

Oh cool

i guess that explains why i almost got more followers than my main blog in under a week

The apple juice claims it’s revenge

no

NO

NO!!!

you’ve been sleeping with someone else, haven’t you, apple juice?

the affair continues.

can we all just
take a moment to appreciate the fact that Dave has a fetal baby in a jar on his shelf.

FINALLY! stupid fish tank.